A month of tweets - August 2008
Sep 3rd, 2008 by Cory
| * Just finished painting the nursery and going to bed 01:34 AM August 31, 2008 from mobile web |
| * Second most quote-worthy moment: "Just how many armless women have you seen give birth?" 08:00 PM August 29, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * First Twitter-worthy quote of the night: "Don’t make me come over there and straddle you." 07:57 PM August 29, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Interesting choice, Sen. McCain. Was your teenage daughter unavailable? 12:04 PM August 29, 2008 from web |
| * Someone on this call really needs to find a mute button. 03:21 PM August 28, 2008 from web |
| * I think I’m being driven to hell on a big, branded truck 11:21 AM August 28, 2008 from web |
| * Back in Dallas after a great trip to Maryland…but flying sucks. 06:56 PM August 27, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * People that sit in coach and recline their seats are soulless assholes that deserve to have their taints gnawed on by 1000 maggots. 06:54 PM August 27, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * @DerekShowerman It really depends on the question, but I tend to trust quantitative way more. Trust in statistics not opinion. 03:40 PM August 27, 2008 from Twinkle in reply to DerekShowerman |
| * At BWI airport waiting on my flight back to Dallas. 03:26 PM August 27, 2008 from web |
| * Back in the Linthicum office for a few hours before heading home. 09:43 AM August 27, 2008 from web |
| * Ok I’m sufficiently fired up. Where do I go to volunteer? 11:13 PM August 26, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Bill Clinton seems so genuinely proud of Hillary 10:58 PM August 26, 2008 from Twinkle |
| *@astrout I worked here for months before I had any idea of what ONTG meant. 05:22 PM August 26, 2008 from Twinkle in reply to astrout |
| * Ladies and Gentlemen, the song if the morning is…The Macarena. Your welcome. 08:12 AM August 26, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Great speech by Michelle Obama. However, my cynical nature wondered if his daughter’s innocent questions at the end were scripted. 11:07 PM August 25, 2008 from web |
| * Just met @jstorerj and @astrout at the Westin Executive Club. Looks like we’re going to have a great "Voice of the Customer" meeting 09:22 PM August 25, 2008 from web |
| * I had already forgotten about the Maryland humidity. I haven’t stopped sweating since I got here…enjoy that visual 01:49 PM August 25, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * On the ground at BWI, heading to the Ciena HQ. 12:53 PM August 25, 2008 from txt |
| * My 37-day no pants streak is broken. Stupid business trips. 08:52 AM August 25, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * I find reading the Pepperidge Farm package with a New England accent way funnier than my wife does 11:09 PM August 24, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Dinner at Ojeda’s in Plano. Enchiladas are good for the soul. http://snipurl.com/3jdt5 07:34 PM August 24, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Visiting @lisabreed ’s Grandaddy in the hospital 06:25 PM August 24, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * I love doing nothing. 02:15 PM August 24, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * I love when people show their asses on conference calls. It’s more invigorating than a shot of espresso. 10:45 AM August 22, 2008 from web |
| * Oatmeal and yogurt is so much less satisfying than donuts. 09:42 AM August 22, 2008 from web |
| * I’m excited about seeing everyone at the Ciena marketing meeting next week, but I’m not looking forward to having to put on pants. 05:45 PM August 21, 2008 from web |
| * I’m looking to do a podcast on the cheap. Any recommendations other than GarageBand? 02:54 PM August 21, 2008 from web |
| * I love cluster-effs 02:55 PM August 20, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Is it possible to work in IT and not have a constantly condescending tone? 09:51 AM August 19, 2008 from web |
| * @doomzday67 what is her twitter ID? 10:54 PM August 18, 2008 from web in reply to doomzday67 |
| * I spend way too much time on my craptastic work laptop and not nearly enough time on my my wonderful MacBook. 10:51 PM August 18, 2008 from web |
| * I’ve been double-Tweeting from my iPhone and don’t understand why 07:40 PM August 18, 2008 from txt |
| * Unscheduled date night: dinner at Amato’s in McKinney 07:04 PM August 18, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Heading to the gym for the first time in a long time. Here’s hoping for no heart attacks. 12:53 PM August 18, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * I love getting woken up at 4:30 AM on a Monday by an errant smoke alarm 09:33 AM August 18, 2008 from web |
| * Don’t you hate it when you get the "I’m a Barbie Girl" song stuck in your head? 09:10 PM August 17, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Heading to Two Rows in Allen for dinner with both sets of parents. 06:16 PM August 17, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Richard Gere is very absorbent http://tinyurl.com/64fhcx 12:46 AM August 17, 2008 from web |
| * Checking out the new Borders at Watters Crossing…so this is what leaving the house is like. 08:53 PM August 16, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Guy in the lot was wearing a too-large shirt, shorts,blue socks & loafers, carrying a full large bag of popcorn that he got refilled 06:10 PM August 16, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Catching the new Woody Allen movie at Cinemark Legacy 06:05 PM August 16, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * My cat just bit my insulin pump tubing in half. He hasn’t done that in years. Little jerk. 03:36 PM August 15, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * I’m on an all-liquid diet today and STARVING. 04:59 PM August 14, 2008 from web |
| * Just finished a call with a colleague in India about a new site. Despite the crazy hours, launching these international sites is exciting! 11:28 PM August 13, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Signing off and jumping in the pool 07:01 PM August 13, 2008 from web |
| * I think my insomnia is giving me a preview of what post-baby fatigue will be like 03:55 PM August 13, 2008 from web |
| * Just had my daily iPhone tip call with my VP. Can I sign off now? 03:52 PM August 13, 2008 from web |
| * Just checked out 24 Fitness by my house. Why do gyms insist on the hard sell? High-energy people are just exhausting to be around. 01:35 PM August 13, 2008 from web |
| * Lunch plans canceled. Guess I’ll visit my old friend Chipotle 12:27 PM August 13, 2008 from web |
| * @cornerscribe True but I hear those kind of ideas much more frequently in Texas than I did when I lived on the East Coast 08:35 PM August 12, 2008 from Twinkle in reply to cornerscribe |
| * Dinner with the in-laws. Stories of racist dogs and unChristian professors. Oh the South, you’ll never lose your charm. 07:49 PM August 12, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * When’s the last time you attended a webinar and actually learned something new or heard an original thought? 01:23 PM August 12, 2008 from web |
| * Grabbing video screen shots free of dumb looks is much harder than it would seem 11:58 AM August 12, 2008 from web |
| * @sarahbellum Blessed Be 10:50 PM August 11, 2008 from txt in reply to sarahbellum |
| * How did I ever make it without my weekly Ojedas fix? 10:25 PM August 11, 2008 from Twinkle |
| * Come on, IT, it’s Omniture. Only 4499 other companies (ours included) have implemented with no problems 05:46 PM August 11, 2008 from web |
| * I’ve got both cats and a dog locked in my office with me while the piano repair man is here. Nothing is better for productivity 02:44 PM August 11, 2008 from web |
| * My iPhone wants to capitalize assholes (plural) but not asshole (singular). Maybe I should just stick with jerks. Or is it Jerks? 01:39 PM August 11, 2008 from web |
| * How does an SEO call devolve into a discussion about Air Supply and the ear rape they spew? 12:34 PM August 11, 2008 from web |
| * I love starting out the day with three back-to-back meetings 10:32 AM August 11, 2008 from web |
| * Back home in Allen. Now what’s for dinner? 08:31 PM August 10, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * The scenery in Arkansas is much prettier than the smell 06:14 PM August 09, 2008 from mobile web |
| * @doomzday67 The fit was by Mother of Zarkon yelling at dad for the way he parked the car 06:12 PM August 09, 2008 from mobile web in reply to doomzday67 |
| *"Any who who." [skin crawling] 04:51 PM August 09, 2008 from txt |
| * There we go. I was afraid I wouldn’t get to experience a fit. I like when people reinforce my opinions of them. 04:49 PM August 09, 2008 from txt |
| * Providing computer support to the evil ex-stepmother. Wondering if I can find a place to shower in holy water when I’m done. 04:13 PM August 09, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * @loupus Happy Birthday! Did you male it to wrestling practice? 10:58 AM August 09, 2008 from mobile web in reply to loupus |
| * At my grandparents’ in Springhill, LA 10:52 PM August 08, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * In the car on the way to Louisiana and Arkansas for the weekend. Hopes aren’t high for 3G coverage. 06:44 PM August 08, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * I’m feeling incredibly male at the OB appointment 03:11 PM August 08, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * Killing some time at the Apple store before lunch. I love days off. 11:23 AM August 08, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * @lorijeanreed and @loupus Thank you for the Baby Bjorn. Carter will love it and I will look fetchingly Swedish while wearing it 06:23 PM August 07, 2008 from web in reply to jumpinbean |
| * This has been a week of nothing but distractions, hey look a kitty! I should Twitter my IM buddies about it 05:15 PM August 07, 2008 from web |
| * @jasonegan No, we’re using it to track the activity of individual companies on our watch list both before and after they register #omniture 05:01 PM August 07, 2008 from web in reply to jasonegan |
| * @jasonegan #omniture built a custom solution for our ASI slots. They represent activity for any company on our named account watch list 04:38 PM August 07, 2008 from web in reply to jasonegan |
| * @loupus Nice, I’ve barely got a bar of 3G and due to two missed calls, I’ve (temporarily) reverted back to EDGE 04:37 PM August 07, 2008 from web in reply to loupus |
| * Before IM, I had to keep all of these stupid comments to myself during conference calls 03:23 PM August 07, 2008 from web |
| * I can’t get enough caffeine this morning 11:27 AM August 07, 2008 from web |
| * Hey, look at that! My cable modem is working this morning! 09:29 AM August 07, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * Internet connection through Time Warner Cable still down. Heading to my in-laws to work 11:29 AM August 06, 2008 from mobile web |
| * "Outage in your area" are the worst four words a telecommuter can hear 09:48 AM August 06, 2008 from mobile web |
| * First Tweet from my 3G iPhone. Initial verdict: pretty friggin sweet 07:37 PM August 05, 2008 from mobile web |
| * Picking up my 3G iPhone then sushi with friends in Frisco 07:08 PM August 05, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * I think one of the greatest challenges of working from home is keeping your cat off your desk 02:17 PM August 05, 2008 from web |
| * Just heard from the AT&T store that my 3G iPhone has arrived 01:41 PM August 05, 2008 from web |
| * A drink in the pool is such a great way to end the day when it’s a hundred and friggin hot outside 11:53 PM August 04, 2008 from web |
| * @Whodini. We use Vtrenz (www.vtrenz.net) and love them 03:45 PM August 04, 2008 from web in reply to CParizman |
| * There is some serious mouth-breathing happening on this conference call 03:19 PM August 04, 2008 from web |
| * I just got to use "the Big IP" in an email. I’m so excited 01:02 PM August 04, 2008 from web |
| * Shopping for a birthday card. Seriously why does anyone get paid to write this shit? 05:06 PM August 03, 2008 from mobile web |
| * Watching Ken Burns’ New York 11:59 PM August 02, 2008 from mobile web |
| * Heading to see my niece at the girls’ school and Lisa won’t let me leave the top few buttons undone do I can show off my sizzle 01:38 PM August 02, 2008 from twitterrific |
| * I haven’t left the house enough this week. 03:30 PM August 01, 2008 from web |
| * Why read when I can just ask? 10:48 AM August 01, 2008 from web |
