50 days of fatherhood
Jan 4th, 2009 by Cory
This weekend marked my 50 first days of fatherhood and it has been quite a ride. I’ve never felt so much pride, joy, frustration and exhilaration as I have in the last few weeks. I’ve also learned some lessons:
- Assembly manuals for toys and children’s furniture are written by psychopaths.
- The boy can shoot poo 10 feet across a hotel room.
Side note: If you are ever staying at the Country Inn & Suites in El Dorado, AR and offered room 221, refuse. - Children’s songs are not only addictive, but designed to promote animal cruelty and terror to their target audience. Exploding weasels? Placing sleeping babies in treetops? What kind of asshole writes about such disgusting acts in such a chirpy and soothing melody?
- My kiddo’s smile can make all of my frustrations and worries vanish.
I’m sure there are more frustrations and laughs ahead, and I wouldn’t trade this experience for anything.
