Chicken fried heart attack
Sep 8th, 2008 by Cory
One of the perks about being back in Texas is the food, specifically Mr. Plaid’s specialty. Every month or so, he will invite the family over for a wonderful meal of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, gravy, and rolls. Oh and macaroni and cheese. Lisa’s brother hasn’t missed mac ‘n cheese in a meal since he’s been on solid food. Occasionally he’ll throw in some green peas or string beans, but honestly, this is Texas and vegetables are for pussies.
Meals like this were quite common as I grew up, and I missed them during our time in Maryland. I guess that’s part of my unhealthy relationship with food and the cause of my size-40-pants-wearing ass.
Mac & Cheese is my all-time favorite comfort food. Well, that and ice cream.
And pie.
And chocolate.
And wine.
Wait, is wine considered a food? It’s made of grapes so it counts for me.
Mr. Plaid?? how dare you broadcast our safeword!